B1FF Translator

Convert from English to B1FF of USENET yore. BIFF, later sometimes B1FF, was a pseudonym on, and the prototypical newbie of, Usenet. BIFF was created as and taken up as a satire of a partly amusing, partly annoying, mostly unwelcome intrusion into a then fairly rarefied community. B1ff is a Fictitious USENET poster, created as a joke circa 1988 supposedly intended to show the USENET community how NOT to communicate with the world. Parodies usage of teenagers, "n00bs, " and others not familiar with netiquette. Typical language includes all caps, intentional misspellings and number substitutions, exclamation points, quick flames and long signature files.