The musician/comedian Victor Borge invented the language game "Inflationary English". The premise supposedly is that because prices are always going up, our language should also keep pace. Thus, each spoken number (including homonyms) should increase by one. So to speak in inflationary English, any time a number is present within a word, inflate its value by one.
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